5/22/2011

 Papa was having computer problems, and who did he turn to? Well, lets see--he's old, so he turned to US! Two young fellows that know more than him about this newfangled computer stuff.
 Okay, so you open the tools section from the view menu and delete this option here then press save. Then you quit the program, and re-launch it. You got that?
Hey look, it didn't work. Give a younger buck a try!
 Yes, hooray for the youngest buck! Wait a second--it didn't work. I give up. Papa, fix it yourself. [Editor's note: Get off my lawn.]
 Ahhh, provender! Lemme at em.
Behold, the icosahedron with subdivided faces and it's been cut in half. Even after papa thought this project was impossible, I managed it due to my youth and determination--stop dwelling on that software thing above--that wasn't my project, and frankly my dear, I didn't give a darn.
Now, leave me alone, I'm off to the 21st century. You can keep your lawn.

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5/8/2011

Mmmm, bi-color mousse--best one yet.


But darn those infernal unblowoutable candles.

 HAHA! Gotcha!
 No equation is safe, or unsolvable!
 That's all folks...
 This little guy (it was about 1/4" long) is a pseudoscorpion. Too bad papa didn't know it was a good guy before he smashed him.
 Portrait time for 5th grade commencement. Which one shall I choose? Silly face?
 Serious reader?
 Amused reader?
 Mommy's sittin' pretty on her new birthday glider. Thanks Grandma!
Now, about those garbage cans...


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