5/6/2012

Remember us? You should because we are now officially starting our 15th year on the web!

It's only been since March 18th. There's so many old saws we could use here:
• Time flies when you're having fun.
• No news is good news.
• We're a bunch of lazy bums.
• We've been really busy.

Or maybe all of the above.

Our most recent Big Project (coming after Stupidopolis, the James Club movie series) is Places And Pigs. If you know Dungeons and Dragons, you'd love Places and Pigs -- because you love us and you think we're so clever, so you'd feel the same about our game.

That's what we do in our SPARE time. In the other moments, we do lots of homework, sometimes chores, sometimes tournaments and track meets, sometimes try new foods (ask us about Hing Loon).

I (Willie) turned 15 but I still don't get no respect. My mother turned, well, older than that, and I feel better because she don't get no respect either.

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Witness the prize-winning chef of April 2012 -- carrying on the family tradition of Pancakes! [Ed. note: Yesssss!]
Did you know that you can put different things in pancakes besides just... pan? For example, little pieces of apple. Yes, Willie -- things other than chocolate chips! No, Willie, that's not blasphemy, it's experimentation. I also tried pumpkin pancakes (not bad) and vanilla. I think I'm sticking mostly with apple for now.
I'm a famous chef too -- I make my own matza pizza. Or is that matzah pizzah? Either way, it's good. And it's Not Just For Passover any more!
Don't panic: it was just "Fake An Injury Day" at my school. Thank goodness for Ace bandages -- instant costume, and it made it easy to look like I was actually participating in Spirit Week for once.
Blueberries (fresh from some impoverished land to the way south), pancakes (fresh from the griddle), and Twizzlers (fresh from the factory, or maybe not so fresh because they were from Grocery Outlet, or Gross Out for short).

All part of your Balanced Nutritious Birthday Breakfast of Champions!! That's right -- no way would I get away with this any other day of the year. (Usually the blueberries are frozen, but we likes them fresh, and wriggling--don't we Precious)

Don't look at ME -- I didn't take his blueberries. I'm perfectly happy with just the pancakes, thankyouverymuch. Mmmwmpphhhh grmmmph... that means Happy Birthday Willie, please pass the pancakes.
 My first magen david -- thank you, G&G!
I've been waiting for this all year...er, all day.  [Ed. note: after approximately 10 years of making this legendary mousse, we're finally getting the hang of it.]
 If I were a praying man, this would be the time...
"Quinquagenarian with Lilacs."
It's been a riotous few weeks of birthdays, concerts, visitors, and lots and lots of sugar, but some people just don't know when to stop partying.



Leave it to the Georges to keep the party going. Don't know about that raccoon--looks like he's down for the count.



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