4/25/2010

OK, OK, we missed a week, but I think most of you know we were kinda busy and, by Sunday night, kinda tired. Yup -- Bar Mitzvah weekend has come and gone. I, Willie, have been a Jewish Adult for over seven days now! It's a pretty good gig, I guess -- it's not like suddenly I have to do a lot more chores and stuff like that, or pray more. Actually, come to think of it, it's felt a tiny bit like a vacation since then, since there's so many meetings and rehearsals that I DON'T have to do. But I do have a contest coming up for running a remote-controlled underwater something or other, so maybe it's not such a vacation after all.
It's been really fun having Grandma and Grandpa right down the street. We have good sleepovers there, and can run down for fun and games (and cream puffs) almost any time we want! Maybe I should hook up the walkie talkies like Grandpa suggested.
Teddy's been busy too; he's had a lot of reports due, both at Hebrew school and regular school. He did great at the Bar Mitzvah, he did Ashrei, and also he helped me sing Ein Kelohenu. Then we were done and went running around as usual. Better than usual, actually -- usually we have to wait and wait and wait and wait for our parents to stop gabbing with people at shul, and this time, they sent us home with official escorts such as tantes. We mostly hung out upstairs after that -- so many people took over our space! But it was extra fun on Sunday afternoon when we got to tear up all the floor-paper with a vengeance.

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Unlimited computer access the day after the bar mitzvah. We did let Marcus and his friend on, but only because our hands were falling off.
 Then I helped Aunie Marcy print her boarding passes--remember, that's Teddy--certified genius. In return Marcy and Michael gave us coupons for a flight east, as if our clingy parents will let us use them. We'll see.
Later I made an actual appearance to eat something and discuss some of the finer points of my d'var with cousin Jonathan and Uncle Daniel.
 
Why are these boys so happy? No more daily study for one thing. Red vines for another. Ghirardelli chocolate for a third.







 After for sure all the guests were gone, Teddy and I went and got biblical on the floor covering which is a fancy way for me to say we smote it good.
I'm blowing taps for the deceased floor covering paper. Actually, I just practice wherever I happen to be, or not to be, that is the couch.


While the old dining room table was still in the living room, we made good use of it playing this D & D type game with the bears. Kind of like a mashup between D & D and pokemon, but with vicious bears that could go postal at any moment.
So among the extremely cool things I got for my bar mitzvah (thanks again for the yad, Thea Gail and Steven) I got this tallit bag that Nana hand needlepointed. The best thing about the bag is that it has a secret inner pouch for important man-stuff like red vines and cashews. How the heck is a guy supposed to get thru services without that stuff?

Teddy set up "The Morbid Ma'afiah" (the morbid bakery--bread to die for) at his hebrew school shuk this morning. Sales were brisk and nobody died in the consumption of the bread.

4/11/2010

Oh boy, things are starting to heat up around here. Papa was seen covering all the floors with construction paper--what's happening Pop? Are you going to repaint the walls? Is that why there isn't anything hung after 3 years of living here? [Editor's note: I'm being maligned--I hung our ketuba just last November.] Apparently the 'no shoes' policy will be suspended for the duration of the you-know-what, with the exception of up-the-stairs and in the bedrooms--there it's still NO SHOES!
I (Teddy) went to a friend's house today to work on a science project about resistors--how to read them, what they do, what the heck they're good for. We ended up playing more on the computer and keyboard that doing science work, but hey--all work and no play make Teddy a dull boy. Willie came in the house too at the beginning and said that their house was much nicer than ours. See ya later Willie, nice knowing you.
Speaking of play, after dinner on Friday, we went to Grandma and Grandpa's for a sleepover, and they had a surprise for us--cream puffs! They were great and our dirty little secret is that we brushed our teeth before we left home for the sleepover, but NOT after the cream puffs. Shhhh--don't let our parents know! [Ed. note: Too late.]
So anybody coming from Oakland that has time on the morning of their flight that wants to stop by Trader Joe's and pick up a fresh Semifreddi seeded sourdough baguette for me (Willie) on their way to Seattle will be my hero, at least until I plow through the baguette. I'm just sayin.

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 Coming to Seattle? Well, this is what Spring looks like--a 1/4 inch of hail and lovely cherry and apple blossoms. Oh and LILACS! Mommy is very excited about them, but it seems that our trees will only give us lilacs from the upper reaches. Good thing we can lean out my (Teddy's) window and pick them.

 Papa brought home his skateboard after his last trip to California, and I've been bugging him ever since to let me ride it, but he keeps saying "do you have your helmet" and I kept forgetting it at school, until TODAY, and you know what? I'm getting really good at falling on my hiney.


 Papa installed a hacked operating system called Rockbox on his white iPod and it's got all kinds of cool games that we like to play like asteroids and others. It's also got Doom, but we're not allowed to play that one.
Grumble grumble--we want first person shooters--what's the matter with that? We're going to join the NRA to fight for our rights to play first person shooters. So there.
 As you can tell, I have fine head of hair going these days. I have no plans to cut it any time soon, so don't ask.

Big George, the prodigal monkey, has returned to inspire mayhem in the littler Georges. First we found them in a monkey pile on the kitchen counter, then Big led an expedition up the living room lights. Oh boy, this is going to be an interesting week with the Georges on the loose and you-know-what just around the corner. Wish us luck.