Willie
and Teddy's Excellent Adventure
See how good we are being? This is to prove that we deserve to see all the Star Trek episodes we want, which is to say, all the Star Trek episodes that exist (and then we will start over again).
Here's a new thing that Teddy has started doing: after we see a Star Trek episode and are supposed to head upstairs to get ready for bed, Teddy has to stop and sit on Mommy for a little while. This is his new tradition. He says it's nutritional, so Mommy calls it the Nutrition Tradition.
Maybe next week they will remember to take a decent numer of pictures of us!
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Finally, I got my P.h.D., and it's about time. Papa was convinced that it would never come. Just because I sent in my self addressed stamped envelope to 'me want my phd' about 9 months ago and we had heard nothing since, I don't know why he didn't think it would come.
And looky loo! My diploma in the flesh. The picture on the left is the top view of my mortor board. I brought the PHD ID card to school to get it laminated. 
Papa is trying to relive his youth where he had the biggest hair in the bunch. The one nice thing about when his hair is so big is that it is really soft and fluffy. Occasionally though he hides pointy pencils behind his ears and you don't know they're there until you've patted him and OUCH! Maybe he's just trying to join the 
For those of you concerned about the safety of this 'dropping bears' stunt, there was a highly partial observer making sure that no bears were harmed in the making of these pictures. Of course, papa's Teddy Bear really is not so fearsome anymore, except his cold eyes, BRRRR, you don't want to come into contact with those.
LOOKOUT BELOW!
3-2-1, release! SPLAT! Not really. I'd never do that to Clubby!
Today I (Teddy) has a youth group activity after hebrew school at a bowling alley which was pretty fun, but the bestest part was that I got PEPSI! and drank the whole thing. Mmmmmm. 
Yup, it's closing in on midnight, and we're still going strong!
BOOO!!!! HISSSSSSS!!!! You people said no more bathroom pictures, and HERE ARE MORE BATHROOM PICTURES! HEY, WAIT, we said there were no pictures this week--what gives? No pictures of us? Aw nuts, beaten on a technicality. Okay, get it over with. Towel rods. One's a double, and mommy doesn't think it's wide enough. Neener neener neener!
Mmmmmm, marshmallows. But now, I (willie) have found something even BETTER! DING DONGS! Why was I never informed that these existed. You owe me 10 1/2 years worth of Ding Dongs!
Photographic evidence: we got out during winter break, barely. 
We took a ferry to Bainbridge Island to visit our friends Halle and Larsen.
And to eat huge hamburgers.
And to get all lovey dovey. To love you, to kiss you...
LET ME OUT OF HERE! How does this window open. Can I swim?
Here's Halle and Larsen.
And check out my goofy glasses. I couldn't buy them because they weren't the right prescription.
Ho hum, just eating my gum--whoa, what the...where did willie come from? (Good work Scotty, now beam Teddy up, but leave the gum for me!)
More work on our bionicle bucket. I (willie) managed to make a starship enterprise replica out of bionicle parts, only it is black instead of dirty--looks more sleek in my opinion.
We are always showing Mommy the things we are creating, so she showed me the thing she has been creating--a sweater for cousin Marissa (formerly and still familiarily known as the noisy baby). Of course I had to try it on first, just to make sure it would fit and stuff.
Now according to Bloom County, the way to hunt liberals is to shout out things like 'socialized medicine' and 'gun control', and then KABLAMMERS--right between the eyes. Do you think Papa will fall for it? Probably!
Speaking of Papa, he said that they would be taking showers in the new bathroom last week--FALSE! Before he gave anybody a chance, he was working on the sink.
Nice, but isn't it missing something?
That's better. Kind of hard to turn on the other way.
Anyway, as I was saying, right after he finished the sink, up went the masking, and look look look, what's this? Mommy is working in the bathroom? It's paint.
It's BLUE paint. 
And what else? A medicine cabinet! So what the heck else do we need? A towel bar and doors on the big cabinet. That is all. Commence showering, and brushing teeth, and shaving, and other stuff. And no more pix of the bathroom. Thank you.