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Copyright 1997-2010. The Berman Brothers, Willie and Teddy. All rights reserved.
6/20/2010
Two more days and then freedom for the summer! No responsibility. Nowhere we have to be. We get to watch unlimited TV. We get to play unlimited computer games. We get first person shooter games. We get to eat french fries and jelly beans at every meal. We get to drink pepsi instead of taking vitamins. We get to stay up until 4 a.m. talking about our many freedoms. We never have to get dressed. We never have to shower. Ahhh summer, what a perfect time of year.
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Summertime is so perfect that nothing can ruin it for me.
You did what? A dentist appointment on the 1st full day of summer? Are you kidding me? Probably better the first day than after 8 straight weeks of jelly beans and pepsi for breakfast lunch dinner and late night snack. I'm gonna use Mountain Dew instead of toothpaste for tooth brushing.
Bleah--I'm not going to brush my teeth with Mountain Dew--I'm going to smash Jelly Belly's into a paste and use that. You see, when the outer shell is crushed, it's sort of abrasive--perfect tooth brushing material.
See these teeth? Well after 8 weeks of jelly belly's and pepsi, you'll never see them again.
You tell 'em, Cookie Bread man.
Oh Cookie Bread man--we hardly knew ye. How could this happen to you? I thought this sort of thing only happened in movies.
Mommy in her natural habitat. Gray scrofulous sweater? Check. Crossword puzzle? Check. Tea? Hey, where's the tea? Somebody's head is gonna roll for this.
No, papa didn't put anything else new up on the wall. What do you think he is, a machine? No. This is just a fancy shadow mommy took a fancy to.
Speaking of fancy, I (Willie) have been trying to get more fiber into my diet, and seeing as how I like bbq, papa thought that nice piece of bbq'd cedar would fit the bill.
Ha--fooled you--it was just for another fancy piece of dead fish flesh, which the grown ups said tasted good, but you can't trust anyone over 22.
This is Smile, the Turtle. He got ahold of a bionicle mask and has been terrorizing bears. He sneaks up on them and yells "SMILE!" They are looking for recipes for turtle soup.
Copyright 1997-2010. The Berman Brothers, Willie and Teddy. All rights reserved.
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Copyright 1997-2010. The Berman Brothers, Willie and Teddy. All rights reserved.
