Happy New year everybody. Sorry we missed a week--the Xmas weekend was super busy with non-stop Chinese food and movies and guests. We've been playing much Magic, and doing little else. Today Katherine and Cynthia came over to visit. Cynthia came in from New York and Katherine from Pennsylvania. The funniest thing was that I (Willie) am now taller than Cynthia (and she used to babysit me when I was little--I taught her the word 'oscillate'). Papa made sushi while C, K and their mom, Marion looked on. When he was done it was sample time. The weirdest thing was that our guests last week had brought some salmon roe (that's baby salmon eggs--ewwwwwwww) and he put it on some of the sushi and they were EATING IT! EWWWWWWWW! People are weird sometimes. I mean, think about it--they LIKE eating some poor fish's young. How would you like it if a salmon knocked on the door and started eating Teddy? Okay, bad example because I wouldn't mind that too much. But you get the idea.
It's been a pretty good vacation, but now we are ready to go back to school and do all of our homework on time and eat spinach and cauliflower and salad and other things that are good for us. HEY--Who's writing this crap? PROTEST! We are not eating things that are good for us. Take tonight for instance--just after my bowl full of stoned wheat thins, I needed a Jalapeno potato chip chaser. So there!
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Papa put a new scrabble game on his iPod, and guess who got hooked? Well, actually we both got hooked, but just as Teddy was about to beat the infernal machine, the battery died. Coincidence? We think not.
Now, what's a 7 letter word I can make out of QUIJIBO?
Naughty baby George has been running around the house making believe he's still in the jungle and the world is his bathroom. Well, we've got news for you monkey, it's diapers for you!
Okay, who messed up the diapering of the monkey?
Ewwwwww, what's that smell?
It's not coming from George.
It's not me--point that camera somewhere else please.
Whoa--not there--can't we get a censor? Where did George's diaper go? Mom! George is naked on the kitchen counter. We've got eat off off of that counter. Ewwwwww.
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