10/3/2010

 Alas, Sukkot is over for this year. Time to cut down the Sukkah! Crush, destroy.
Fold, spindle, mutilate.
Uh hello, is this child protective services? Can you protect me from my maniacal brother?
 Ha! I heard that. You will pay!
 Take that you vile fiend! And that!
 And this...Teddy bomb!
 I'll make you fit to be tied, in knots that is.
Oh ya, I'm bigger than you, and my legs are longer and more powerful.
He sez and sez and sez those words, but I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
Boot to the head!
 I'll get you, you head booter! How do broken toes feel?
If I play dead then I'll lure him into a false sense of security.


It worked! You are mine. Hail the conquering hero!