Mid winter break is here and my have we been getting to bed late, but it seems that it started off with a bang (Friday night: after midnight), then a bit earlier (Saturday night: 11:30 PM), then a wimper (Sunday night: 11:00 PM). What next? A bedtime during vacation? We will protest! We will march on the public squares of this country demanding our rights as members of this society to go to bed whenever we choose! At least Saturday night Nana was good enough to let us watch 3 Stooges until 11:00 PM in her room (the TV Room/Man Cave), so we did not wake her up at 4:00 AM Sunday morning to watch more 3 stooges, even though we
could have!
Tonight we went to the Bat Mitzvah of our cousin Shlomit. It was really fun--they had all you can eat jelly bellys and all you can drink soda right on the kids' tables. Papa kept coming over and getting into the Dr. Pepper and the good flavor jelly beans, but luckily he didn't eat too many so we managed to mine out loads of good flavor ones for ourselves.
Warning: Nonsense to follow.
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Ho hum, just another day at school. Now leave me alone.
Aw nuts, why do I have to wear fancy duds to a party? I thought parties were about having fun, and these clothes are not about fun, unless you consider a white shirt to be the blank canvas of my dinner...hey, that gives me an idea...
Quit with the camera--me no want talk to you. Unless you come bearing treat. Chocolate you say? Let me think about it. Chocolate = treat. Me want picture.
Okay, chocolate is an acceptable currency. Wait a second--how much chocolate? A 1-pound bar? Okay, I'll pose for your soul snatching camera device, and the chocolate is all mine!
Just thinking about my chocolate, not thinking about bits of my everlasting soul going into the void that is the camera, just chocolate...mmmm, chocolate.
Nana has chocolate you say? Okay, we'll pose with her. Hold on--we didn't see the currency. You don't have any? You stole it from us--you will pay dearly for this betrayal. From now on, all your chocolate is belong to us. Ours, yummy, mmmmmmmm
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